QUOTES FROM LITTLE CHILDREN
your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.
Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure
there's a slow kid behind you.
If you don't like the birthday girl, don't go to the party.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Silence can be an answer.