DEAR EMPLOYEES
TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
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And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
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No f*cking way.
TRY SAYING:
Really?
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You've got to be sh*tting me!
TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
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Tell someone who gives a sh*t.
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I wasn't involved in the project.
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It's not my f*cking problem.
TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
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What the f*ck!
TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
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This sh*t ain't gonna work.
TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
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Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
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He's got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
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Eat sh*t and die.
TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
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Kiss my ass.
TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
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F*ck it, I'm on salary.
TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
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Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
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This job sucks.
TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
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Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
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You don't know what the f*ck you're doing.
Thank You,
Human Resources