MOMMY, WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF...
--- What did you just ask me?
Apathy? --- I don't care.
Bigotry? --- I'm not going to tell someone like you.
Dyslexia? --- Beeing Sackwards.
Egotistical? --- I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive? --- Go do your homework.
Flatulent? --- That question really stinks!
Hostility? --- If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!
Ignorance? --- I don't know.
Indifference? --- It doesn't matter.
Influenza? --- You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia? --- I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Irreverent? --- I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
Narcissism? --- Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-Protective? --- I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Paranoid? --- You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?
Procrastination? --- I'll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive? --- I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered? --- Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Suspicious? --- Why are you asking me all these questions?