WHAT AM I?

I'm  about 8  inches  long. My functioning  is  enjoyed  by members of
both  sexes.

I'm  usually found hung, dangling  loosely,  ready  for  instant
action. I boast  a clump of  little  hairy
things  at  one end  and  small  hole at the other.

In use,  I'm  inserted, almost  always  willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes  quickly, into a  warm,
fleshy, moist opening.  There  I'm  thrust  in  and  drawn  out  again
and again  many times in
succession,  often  quickly  and  accompanied by squirming  bodily
movements. Anyone  found
listening in will most surely  recognize  the  rhythmic,  pulsing
sound, resulting from the  well
lubricated  movements.

When finally withdrawn,  I leave  behind  a juicy, frothy,  sticky
white  substance,  some of which
will  need  cleaning  from  the  outer  surfaces  of the opening and
some from  my  long  glistening
shaft.

After  everything is done  and  the  flowing  and  cleansing  liquids
have ceased  emanating, I return
to my  freely hanging state  of rest,  ready for  yet another bit of
action.

Hopefully, I will reach my  bristling climax  twice  or  three  times a
day,  but often  it is much less.

Who am I ????


As you may have already  guessed,  the  answer  to  the riddle  is  none
other  than............

your very  own toothbrush !!!

What were you thinking? You PERVERT!


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