WHAT AM I?
I'm about 8
inches long. My functioning is enjoyed by members of
I'm usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant
action. I boast a clump of little hairy
things at one end and small hole at the other.
In use, I'm inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes quickly, into a warm,
fleshy, moist opening. There I'm thrust in and drawn out again
and again many times in
succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily
movements. Anyone found
listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing
sound, resulting from the well
When finally withdrawn, I leave behind a juicy, frothy, sticky
white substance, some of which
will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and
some from my long glistening
After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, I return
to my freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of
Hopefully, I will reach my bristling climax twice or three times a
day, but often it is much less.
Who am I ????
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none
your very own toothbrush !!!
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
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