WHAT AM I?
I'm about 8
inches long. My functioning is enjoyed by members of
both sexes.
I'm usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for
instant
action. I boast a clump of little hairy
things at one end and small hole at the other.
In use, I'm inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes
slowly,
sometimes quickly, into a warm,
fleshy, moist opening. There I'm thrust in and
drawn out again
and again many times in
succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming
bodily
movements. Anyone found
listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic,
pulsing
sound, resulting from the well
lubricated movements.
When finally withdrawn, I leave behind a juicy, frothy,
sticky
white substance, some of which
will need cleaning from the outer surfaces
of the opening and
some from my long glistening
shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and
cleansing liquids
have ceased emanating, I return
to my freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet
another bit of
action.
Hopefully, I will reach my bristling climax twice or
three times a
day, but often it is much less.
Who am I ????
As you may have already guessed, the answer to the
riddle is none
other than............
your very own toothbrush !!!
What were you thinking? You PERVERT!
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