WHO'S ON THE PHONE?
Just
the other day James Watt attempted to call James Brown, to finalize
plans for a construction job he was scheduled to do for Mr. Brown.
Unfortunately he dialled the number
wrong and a man named William Knott
answered.
"Who's calling?" was the
answer to the telephone.
"Watt."
"What is your name,
please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you.
What's your name?"
"That's what I told you.
Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt,
"Is this James Brown?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your
name."
"Will Knott."
Whereupon they both hung up.